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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
A Communist died, and since he was an honest man, although atheist, he was sentenced to rotate between heaven & hell, spending alternate years in each.
One year passed and Satan said to God : "Take this man as fast as possible, because he turned all my young demons into Young Pioneers, I have to restore some order."
Another year passed, Satan meets God again and tells him : "Lord God, it's my turn now."
God replied : "First of all, don't call me Lord God, but instead Comrade God; second, there is no God; and one more thing - don't distract me or I'll be late to the Party meeting."
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