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Hom3r · 29-10-2016, 17:12

I was in the pub last night when I told my mates the joke about "what to you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath? throw your washing in".

Well, bloke on the next table turns round and says very solemnly "my brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath".

Jeez, talk about sucking the oxygen out of the air.. if only the ground could have swallowed me up?

The bloke then says "yeah, he choked on a sock!"

29-10-2016, 17:12	#11631
Hom3r Mum 15/08/46 - 30/09/20 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha, www.daves-world.co.uk. A secret Moonbase (shh don't tell anybody) Age: 55 Services: 1 V6, 2x1TB TiVo, SH3. Samsung Galaxy Note 10+ 5G, Ton's of Smart Home stuff, & Cuddy Toy Posts: 16,876	Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4 I was in the pub last night when I told my mates the joke about "what to you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath? throw your washing in". Well, bloke on the next table turns round and says very solemnly "my brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath". Jeez, talk about sucking the oxygen out of the air.. if only the ground could have swallowed me up? The bloke then says "yeah, he choked on a sock!" __________________ STAY AT HOME: I found out that mum will never walk again as the coronavirus attacked her nervous system. She died on September 30th, wearing a mask and she still might be alive today.