Re: The Joke Thread (Part 2)
A guy goes for a wee in the gents and is standing next to a bloke who may or may not be called Mbegane Ndulu.
Having a look round as you do at these times, he notices the size of the other guys equipment and asks how it got to be so big.
Mbegane says that when he was a kid, his mum tied a rock to it using a bit of string and the weight made it grow bigger.
After a bit of thought, the first guy reckons it's worth a try.
3 weeks go by and as they do in jokes like this, the 2 men happened to meet in the same bog.....
Mbegane asks how it's going and the other guy says...
Well, it's halfway working.
It's gone black.
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