[weenie]

Originally Posted by Jimi

Oi,I posted that joke in the Beano in 1978.

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Paddy and Mick sitting at the bar, Paddy has a chip shop. He says to Mick, I'm making no money so I'm turning it into a brothel. Mick says FFS Paddy if ye can't sell chips how do you expect to sell soup.

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Pat n Mick are in a pub drinking their beers,feelin a wee bit hungry they both open a packet of sandwiches they brought with them.
"Excuse me" says the barman "yer not allowed to bring in your own sandwiches."
So they swopped them over.

Showing your age old one better watch out or I'll start calling you Old Jimi