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Hom3r · 16-05-2021, 11:26

There was a thing on the radio yesterday.

An author was asked did he want to do a book tour in New Zealand, he asked if he could take his girlfriend, they said yes.

After his first day there wasn't many people nor books, after the second similar day he asked what's going on.

The embarrassed promoter said we made an embarrassing mistake, we thought you were Ian Rankin, (he is Robert Rankin) both are dealt with the same people.

He did do any more events and enjoyed a 2 week all expenses holiday.

A while later the publishing house had a big anniversary event and both Rankin's turned up, when Robert told Ian his amusing NZ story, Ian was less than impressed.

16-05-2021, 11:26	#1240
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