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Cobbydaler · 11-04-2008, 13:42

ARSENAL F.C.

END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starter

Egg on Face

Seasoned Hash

Frogs legs (past their best)

Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main course

Humble Pie

Chump Chops

French (has) Beans

Manager's Beef (not rare)

Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)

NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.

Dessert

Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)

Fruitless Tarts

Raspberry Fools

Hard Cheese

Drinks

Bitter

Little Spirit

French Whine

Cabernet Empty 2008

Champagne - sorry none ordered

STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guest speakers:

Mr Rafael Benitez and Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup"

11-04-2008, 13:42	#1080
Cobbydaler cf.mega poster Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Manchester, UK Services: ClearFibre Internet, Vodafone mobile Google Pixel 4 Posts: 9,699	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread ARSENAL F.C. END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE *Starter* Egg on Face Seasoned Hash Frogs legs (past their best) Spanish Surprise (well beaten) *Main course* Humble Pie Chump Chops French (has) Beans Manager's Beef (not rare) Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted) NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown. *Dessert* Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow) Fruitless Tarts Raspberry Fools Hard Cheese *Drinks* Bitter Little Spirit French Whine Cabernet Empty 2008 Champagne - sorry none ordered STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year. Guest speakers: Mr Rafael Benitez and Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup"