[General Maximus]

I must be going through a psychotic episode (and this is true).....last night I was lying in bed thinking "I haven't seen telford post any crap for what seems like ages now, I wonder if he has finally given up" and now I come into the forum and the first thread I see at the top of the page is something I know isn't true and I thought "ffs, I know who posted this" and I was right.

I am apparently able to jinx myself and conjure up people at will.

(I am now thinking about Jessica Alba, Kristen Kreuk and Jennifer Lawrence)