I made my niece cry on her birthday, I'll explain.
I gave her an envelope which had a letter. I started with:
"A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
No.. wait that the Star Wars intro
A long time ago.. well mid January 2001"
I had opened a bank account for her.
She started to lose it and and as she hugged me the floodgates opened and she sobbed into my shoulder.
She never saw it coming.
She now gets why we saying to her apply for your driving licence
My nephew said "Can I punch you for making my sister cry"
He must know he's getting one.