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Old 20-03-2021, 20:00   #4201
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Re: Coronavirus

The EU approach to the vaccine issue is like the EU turning up at the AZ butcher on Christmas eve morning and ordering 90 turkeys...............


EU - "Our French supplier hasn't got any so we're short"

AZ - "We'll do our best but were not geared up to give you all 90."

EU - "Well you're supplying Britain?"

AZ - "Yes but they ordered 5 months ago and helped build the farm. We can give you what we've got, maybe 30"

EU- "But we didn't know if it worked 5 months ago"

AZ - "Neither did the UK but they had faith in their science and invested money on behalf of the world"

EU - "Well I'll sue you then...and tell everyone your turkeys are poisonous"

Later that day...

EU - "Sorry about that, your turkeys are fine but now no one wants your turkey. However even though we've got 7 spare at home, we still demand the 90 turkeys, oh and by the way this isn't our fault"
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