[QUOTE=heero_yuy;35676306]Ah well if you're going to joke about us blokes then choke on your conflakes:
Dogs are better than women because: The later you get home the more\
pleased a dog is to see you.
Dogs are better than women because: Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs are better than women because: Dogs appreciate your singing.
Dogs are better than women because: Dogs think breaking wind is funny
Dogs are tetter than women because: Dogs aren't catty.
Dogs are better than women because: Dogs understand that all animals\
smaller than a dog were made to be hunted.
The reasons woman prefer dogs to men...
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog and it will even get your newspaper.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
Dogs understand what 'no' means.
Dogs don't need therapy to deal with their problems.
Dogs are happy with whatever you feed them.
This is a big bonus for me...LOL
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs don't borrow your credit cards or mobile phone.
Dogs don't play video games.
Dogs don't drink beer or watch football.
