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Old 17-03-2005, 22:36   #12
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Re: The Joke Thread (Part 2)

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and
his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you
get that car???!!!"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. We know what
a Porsche costs."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen
dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would
sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they said.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I
don't know her name-they just moved in.

She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I
wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars ."

"Oh my Goodness," moaned the mother, "she must be a
child abuser.

Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up
there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house
where the lady lived and found her out in the! yard
calmly planting petunias!

He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom
she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and
demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call
from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip,
but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii
with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come
back.

He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his
new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."

(Are women good or what?) YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! THEY ARE.


"When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt!"

WOMEN ARE GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!
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