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me283 · 19-09-2005, 16:38

I heard a good comeback line about a guy who answered the door to the TV licence people. He wouldn't let them in, and kept on denying he had a TV anyway. The licence inspector then pointed out that the man had a TV aerial on his chimney, to which the guy replied: "Yes, and I've got a pint of milk in the fridge, but it doesn't mean I've got a cow in the back garden!"

19-09-2005, 16:38	#266
me283 Inactive Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Back in England, but not for long... Services: Weddings, christenings, barmitzvahs Posts: 3,422	Re: [merged] The Joke Thread (Part 2) I heard a good comeback line about a guy who answered the door to the TV licence people. He wouldn't let them in, and kept on denying he had a TV anyway. The licence inspector then pointed out that the man had a TV aerial on his chimney, to which the guy replied: "Yes, and I've got a pint of milk in the fridge, but it doesn't mean I've got a cow in the back garden!"