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Originally Posted by me283

OK, here is a really corny joke for anyone that wants a good old cringe.

The top salesman in England for Kawasaki was visiting a customer one day when he had a terrible attack of flatulence. On it's own this was bad enough, but every time the poor chap released a botty burp, the noise that emanated was a loud "HONDA!!!"

Over the following weeks it got worse, in spite of him visiting many doctors and specialists. It seems no end of diets, pills, treatment for nerves etc would help, and to make matters worse he would float his air biscuits in the most embarassing of surroundings, but most notably in front of customers.

As a last resort he opted for traditional Chinese medicine. The wizened old doctor gave him a good look over, but paid particular attention to his teeth. Eventually, he sent the chap to a dentist, where he had treatment for a badly infected gum. Bemused, the man went home, and after a few days the problem had miraculously disappeared. Amazing!! He tried everything: beans, curry, pickled egges, but from now on the noise was nothing like the name of his company's rival.

Full of gratitude, but also curiosity, he returned to the Chinese doctor and asked what had prompted him to recommend a dentist. The old man looked at him and said: "Everyone knows...

(Adopt bad Chinese accent)


...abcess makes the fart go HONDA!!"

Interesting how this stuff gets past the moderator, and other stuff does not.


Its like asking why is Harrow outside London Heathrow is so full of Chinese. Because when they get off the plane and hop in a taxi the first thing they say to the driver is "Harrow!"