14-04-2012, 13:11
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RIP Tigger - 12 years?!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Bolton
Age: 58
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Posts: 1,436
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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
Just found this - Unix Commands For Sex: 
gawk; grep; unzip; touch; strip; init,
uncompress, gasp; finger; find,
route, whereis, which, mount; fsck; nice,
more; yes; gasp; umount; head, halt,
renice, restore, touch, whereis, which,
route, mount,
more, yes, gasp, umount, expand, ping,
make clean; sleep
- and there you are! 
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