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Old 24-04-2005, 19:58   #56
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Re: The Joke Thread (Part 2)

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Originally Posted by Steve H
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a
small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and
rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number
to rise as digging continues into the night
Good one!

England are planning to send a manned spacecraft to the Sun. When reporters suggested that the craft would burn up in the heat of the sun, the chief scientist replied that they were going to send the spacecraft at night.
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