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04-04-2005, 19:26

COUNCIL JOB

A guy goes to the local council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks
him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in the Lebanon for three years"

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours
are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in then at 10:00 A.M.

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M."

"This is a council job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours
we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for
that"

04-04-2005, 19:26	#38
gary_580 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Joke Thread (Part 2) COUNCIL JOB A guy goes to the local council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in the Lebanon for three years" The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in then at 10:00 A.M. The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M." "This is a council job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that"