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As long as we are posting half-baked opinions and carefully selected facts, here is a quote from a republican American's personal website - the FAQ section:

Why do you rip on Canadians?
I am half Canadian. By being half Canadian, and seeing their culture and ways I know Canada. There are some things I like such as how nice they are (jerkoffs wave at you for no reason), how nice Canada is, and some of their food is pretty decent. I like how some stick with Butter rather than gay Margerine. Margerine is for fags! They also make great Maple Syrup. My mom lives in Canada and I have been there plenty.

I think their national anthym is especially gay. I think it's gay how they put French on all their stuff. They are sellouts to the French and allow them to control them even thought hey lost the war. I also spit on their queen and their worship of the queen. They are slaves to their queen but you can never get them to admit that. You know their country sucks when they need a "I AM CANDIAN" beer commercial to energize their pride in their own country. The guy in the commercial moved to the US. hahahaha. I hate how they got no real roads and the best you find in most areas are 2 lane roads but it's nice that they have little traffic which makes more better driving. I hate all countries other than the US and I hate Canada the LEAST of those other countries. So for allies I would pick Canada over anyone else. I would say Canada is the second coolest country besides the US.

I don't mind Canadians usually unless they are talking about their stupid country (who cares) or "being Canadian".

Canada has no real military and have never done anything I consider to be valuable other than being the nice neighbors up north.

The only thing worse than a Canadian is a French Canadian! Even most Canadians don't like French Canadians.

How do you feel about Europe/Europeans?
I only know what I've seen based online, TV, news reports, and what I've read in books. Because I disagree with Euros (Obviously) or Euro loving Democrats, they choose to dub that as being ignorant. But it's very ignorant to dub anyone who disagrees with your opinions as being ignorant. Here is my problem with some/most Euros:
Many Euros hate America. They want nothing more to see America fail despite us being responsible for continually protecting, saving, helping them out. Many Euros were happy about 9/11 "putting us in our place."

They are a collection of WASHED up former world super-powers. That makes them really angry/jealous that they are no longer in charge of the world like we (United States are). That means whenever they see the US do something cool, it makes them angry because it wasn't them.

Euros want their countries to be restored to their former glory. It's never going to happen though, get used to it!

Euros have no appreciation for the United States saving them from the Nazi. How soon they forget. We went over there and died for them, we even payed a lot of cash to rebuild their stupid countries. You would think that would cause them to respect us. They loved us shortly after WW II, but now they have forgotton.

Many Euros are godless infidels concerning sex who sleep around with anything and everything. They are very public about it too unlike America. Fire and Brimstone please.
Euros think they have the right to stick their noses into our business. We (America) doesn't give a crap about your country so why don't you do the same to us. You stick to your business and we'll stick to ours. Why are you speaking english ? Because you're a slave to our will. OUR INTERNET. You speak our language if you want to survive! haha.
Euros want to turn American into crappy countries like theirs.
Euros often support whoever is on the OPPOSITE side of America.
Hairy Armpit ladies! Yuck!
Funny Quotes:

[Gart] Euros aren't troubled by the fact that the only people in America they identify with are daft hollywood actors and actresses. Something's wrong with Barbra Streisand is on your side =[
Isn't it racist to say bad things about Europe/Europeans?
Not at all. America is made up of people from all over the world. People of all countries/colors. This is not a race thing. It's more like nationalism. Euro isn't about skin color.

"I Demand An Apology To Europe/Europeans?"
I'm sorry America saved you from the Nazis. Maybe then living as slaves you would appreciate us more. Maybe some terrorist acts will wake your ass up like it did us.

I'm a Euro and I'm not like those other fags you mentioned above!
Cool, then you're OK. Not all Euros or European countries are bad. But I enjoy lumping multiple countries into "Euros". Take it.

I'm A Euro Living in America And I Agree!
Good! I respect Euros that come to America and embrace our culture and appreciatewhat America has given them. I came from English Euros in the 1600s! Most of us were Euros at one point, the question is, have we left that nonsense behind or do we still hold on to the past! But don't just hate every Euro/European country unless they give you a good reason. Usually it's people that are wrong and not entire nations. But when the majority of them are wrong, it's time to blame all of them! =]

I'm A Euro Living In America And You're Wrong!
Hey we got plenty of stupid people in our country from Democrats to Euros just using us before they go back to their country and join in the hatred of America. The worst are people to come abuse us while hating us at the same time. If you don't like America, go somewhere else. If you intend to stay, you're FREE to do so but feel our hatred =]

I'm A Euro and I Love My Country!
That's great! There are many awesome Euro countries over there. The German Autobahn rules! People in America love visiting Europe. Europe is cool if you respect America and our love of our country. We'll respect yours as long as it doesn't conflict or come at the expense of our own.

America vs. Euro Don't Bash It Until You've Tried it
Why does everyone in the World want to come here? We're the best! Why do people want to get the hell out of their country and continue to come to ours. We rule. That doesn't mean that your country isn't a nice place to visit or live, but it does mean there is something BETTER in the way that we do things that makes people want to come here.

What European Countries are OK?
I'm sure they are all lovely places to visit. My dad visited a lot of Europe while he was in the Navy. I have his slides. The problem though is SOME/MOST of the people!

I respect Great Britain for their help in WW II and afterwards. I also respect them for their help in the Iraq War.

I have the least respect for France (many Americans hate France), and Germany.

France you have to go back to the 1700s for the last time they were cool to us.

Germany was cool until recently when their lame leader backstabbed us in the Iraqi War and their people supported him. We forgave them being our enemies at the end of WW II and we were buds. Then they stabbed us in the back in 2003 after we pour a lot of money into their country + have a huge army protecting them.

I respect any Euro country that is supporting our War on Terror.

What about rating the World Countries?
USA > UK > Canada > Europe > REST. So if we're against some bad guy, I'll take the Euros on our side if they will help.

What about other countries?
I don't care about them. It's all about the USA and they only matter when it affects us. I don't care about other countries or their opinions on our politics or current events. I'm fine with other countries visiting this site as long as I don't got to hear about their country. USA is the best country in the world, even with it's problems. I would trade it for my own island however =)