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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
Three young female clubbers were amazed to see Alex Ferguson out one night enjoying a pint.
Apparently, one young lady approached Ferguson and said "will you give me your autograph?" "Of course" replied Ferguson "Sign here then," she said and lifted here skirt "on me leg here". So Alex signed, just above her knee where she pointed.
Her friends weren't to be outdone by this so the second one said "Me too Alex, sign here" she promptly lifts up her top. Ferguson of course being a gent duly obliges.
The third one then whips off her knickers, points and says "Sign here" showing Alex exactly where to sign his name "Sorry," said Ferguson "but only JosÃÃâ€*’© Mourinho signs tw*ts!"
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