[jellybaby]

Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen. They were eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get tapas one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium."

Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese sandwiches again. If I get a Ham & cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his death.
Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and also jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again!"

Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the skinny, arseless bint wearing oversized sun glasses and a trailer trash trucker baseball cap.

"Hey, don't look at me," said Posh, "David made his own lunch."

---------- Post added at 11:15 ---------- Previous post was at 11:14 ----------

A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad

is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is

already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the girl.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the

good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we

go to the toilet, and that is poo."

The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him in stunned silence for

a few seconds and asks ...........................


"Really !!! So where does Tigger come from?"