IN-FLIGHT SERVICE
A passenger boards his plane and is promptly shown to his seat, where
he is given a drink and some snacks.
As he settles down for the flight, he hears this voice saying to him,
"Man, you're looking GOOD today!" Startled, but not displeased the man
looks around to see who said it - howver, the seats beside him are
empty and the stewardess was nowhere to be seen - so thinking it was
meant for somebody else, he settles back down and starts reading the
in-flight magazine.
A few minutes later, he hears the voice again, "Wow, did anyone ever
tell you you could pass for a movie star!" The man is again surprised,
and looks round again, but cannot see anybody who would have said it,
so settles back into reading his magazine, muttering to himself "Must
be somebody else."
"No, I mean you handsome," the voice says to him. Now the man is
worried, and calls the stewardess over.
"I'm sorry Miss," he explains, "But I need a stiff drink - I keep
hearing this voice telling me how good I look."
"Ah," she says, "that'll be the complimentary peanuts."
