This is me
Actually, many moons ago on dotcom, I used to have a photo of a real terminator. It was the first picture I came across on my HDD that was bold and easily recognisable. Then came the strapline.
A mate of mine was, for quite a while, unemployed. He's in the 'multimedia' business so I slipped him a few quid to come up with this one. I know it took several different programs (and a lot of cursing) but I'm not sure which ones (programs not curses).