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A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God.

The man asked, “God, what’s a million years to you?”

And God said, “A minute.”

Then the man asked, “Well, what’s a million dollars to you?”

And God said, “A penny.”

Then the man asked, “God ... can I have a penny?”

And God said, “Sure ... In a minute.”