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Originally Posted by Nugget
Well, I'm stuck at work until 5 (poo!), but it appears that Baby Nug is all ready for the match - offical England shoes from Grandad Nud, don'tcha know  |
Grrrr I'll have you... You know damn well as soon as a baby picture is posted, the other half won't shut up for a week!
Baby Nug's coming along nicely though. Don't he 'arf look like you? Even ignoring the hair...
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The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup.
BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Pinnochio
Libero
Vimto
Memento
Borneo Tango
Cheerio
Subbuteo
Scenario
Fellatio
Portfolio
SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo ®
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno
YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Itch
Annoyingitch
Hardtoreachitch
Scratchanitch
Hic
Sic
Spic
Pric
Digaditch
Fallinaditch
Horseraditch
SUBS:
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch
RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov
Chesticov
Nasticov
Slalomsky
Downhillsky
Risky
Swedishshev
Mastershev
f***ov Taykitov
SUBS:
Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripa*******ov
ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou
Blessiou
Thankyiou
Busqueue
Snookercu
Pennyciou
Twoapennyciou
Fourapennyciou
I'llgetciou
Youandwhosarmi
SUBS:
U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu
DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Toomanigoalssen
Tryandstopussen
Crapdefenssen
Haveagossen
Firstsson
Seccondsson
Thirdsson
Legshurtssen
Notroubleseeingussen
Wherestheballssen
Getthebeerssen
SUBS:
Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Baloni
Potbelli Beerbelli
Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli
Yarseissmelli
Onetoomani
Legslikejelli
Havabenni
Wobblijelli
Spendapenni
SUBS:
Cantthinkofani!!!
Buggermi
MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
San Francisco
Costa Brava
Hopelez
Juan Andonly
Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina
Skrewdigalz
Luis Canon
Sombrero
Chihuahua
Jose
SUBS:
Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba
DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Kenning van Hire
Van Diemansland
Van der Valk
White Van Man
Van Gard
Van Erealdizeez
Ad van Tagus
Hertz van Rental
Transit van Dors
Van Coova
Van Sprokendown
Aye van Hoe
SUBS:
Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison
Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be
serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-w*rking Mexican midfielder,
Manuel Labor.