A bloke wakes up from an aneasthetic still got oxygen mask on then a nurse comes round to give him a quick freshen up, he says to her "are my testicals black"
She replies "I'm just hear to wash you"
He says again "are my testicles black"
She says "hold on i'll have a look"
So she pulls back the sheets yanks up his d**k, and cups his balls in her hands and wobbles them about a bit, and says "no they look ok"
At this point he takes off his mask and says "Ok thats all very nice thanks but are my test results back"
