[Kliro]

There's an Aussie radio station, and the presenters asked for people to ring in with words they use everyday, but that aren't in the dictionary.

So he takes the first call.

(read following aloud in aussie accent, ignoring requests from relatives to stop)

Presenter: Hello mate, your our first caller, how are ya?

Caller: Ahh I'm fine mate

Presenter: Well what everyday word have you got for us mate?

Caller: Well, it's gaan

Presenter: Gaan? that's not a word, how'd you use that mate?

Call: Well, like this; alrite mate, gaan f**k yourself

Presenter: that's not nice mate, you're gonna have to go. Right let's get the next caller on.

Hello mate, your our second caller, what word have you got for us?

Caller: Alrite mate, its shmee

Presenter: Shmee?? Now I've never heard that before, how'd you use that??

Caller: Shmee ahain, gaan f**k yourself!