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Mr Angry · 06-06-2006, 19:01

Service Status Details

Service Broadband
Posted 6 Jun 17:29
Duration Ongoing

Type Other
Location Nationwide
Status Service Outage
Start time 6 Jun 17:00
End Time

Description

Browsing Issues - general pishiness

Detail

"King of pop" Michael Jackson was spotted earlier today carrying a Maplins toolkit whilst loitering next to an NTL junction box in Ashby De La Zouche. When challenged by local dogooder Gladys Ponsonby-Smythe III the international superstar laughed manically, spun around three times and made his getaway on a nearby parked childs tricycle. NTL have contacted local police forces who have been pursuing Jackson across several counties this afternoon. Broadband internet customers across the whole country may currently be experiencing problems in browsing to web sites. NTL is aware of this issue and working to identify and resolve the cause as quickly as possible and we have vowed never to buy another Michael Jackson record. Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience caused.

06-06-2006, 19:01	#305
Mr Angry Inactive Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 4,785	Re: [Merged]-Major connection issues! Service Status Details Service Broadband Posted 6 Jun 17:29 Duration Ongoing Type Other Location Nationwide Status Service Outage Start time 6 Jun 17:00 End Time Description Browsing Issues - general pishiness Detail "King of pop" Michael Jackson was spotted earlier today carrying a Maplins toolkit whilst loitering next to an NTL junction box in Ashby De La Zouche. When challenged by local dogooder Gladys Ponsonby-Smythe III the international superstar laughed manically, spun around three times and made his getaway on a nearby parked childs tricycle. NTL have contacted local police forces who have been pursuing Jackson across several counties this afternoon. Broadband internet customers across the whole country may currently be experiencing problems in browsing to web sites. NTL is aware of this issue and working to identify and resolve the cause as quickly as possible and we have vowed never to buy another Michael Jackson record. Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience caused.