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03-11-2003, 10:08

All this moaning and bitching is quite amusing.

Fireworks are allegedly a massive menace, what about the local ****heads coming in at 2am shouting and screaming in the streets. Lets ban them.

What about the 17 year old with minimal training let loose with a ton of steel that can do over 100Mph. Lets ban cars.

What about gas stoves, they are explosive devices if abused or not cared for. Lets ban gas stoves and gas central heating in case someone abuses it.

Hey that pesky milkfloat chinks its way down out street at 5:30am them damned milk bottles are so noisy, lets ban milk bottles and milk floats.

oh hell I nearly forgot about this serious issue, Eggs, the littl e*******s that throw eggs at peoples windows, lets ban eggs, you could have someones eye out with one.

Come on people, the little ****s that abuse fireworks and end up not being able to count to ten because of it deserve all they get.
Shopkeepers need to be fined for early sale fo fireworks, and specialist shops should only be allowed to sell them.

03-11-2003, 10:08	#104
timewarrior2001 Guest Location: Teesside Services: Evilness Posts: n/a	Re: fireworks :D All this moaning and bitching is quite amusing. Fireworks are allegedly a massive menace, what about the local **heads coming in at 2am shouting and screaming in the streets. Lets ban them. What about the 17 year old with minimal training let loose with a ton of steel that can do over 100Mph. Lets ban cars. What about gas stoves, they are explosive devices if abused or not cared for. Lets ban gas stoves and gas central heating in case someone abuses it. Hey that pesky milkfloat chinks its way down out street at 5:30am them damned milk bottles are so noisy, lets ban milk bottles and milk floats. oh hell I nearly forgot about this serious issue, Eggs, the littl e***s that throw eggs at peoples windows, lets ban eggs, you could have someones eye out with one. Come on people, the little **s that abuse fireworks and end up not being able to count to ten because of it deserve all they get. Shopkeepers need to be fined for early sale fo fireworks, and specialist shops should only be allowed to sell them.