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An extract taken from a Court of Law.......

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse ?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure ?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing ?
A: No.
Q: So, it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy ?
A: No
Q: How can you be sure, Doctor ?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless ?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.