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Originally Posted by Nugget
I think you'll find that Boris Johnson was playing rugby - it's just that he happened to be in the middle of a game of football 
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I haven't stopped laughing, the german is just about to nut meg him and Boris clatters him headfirst.
There is your replacement for Rooney!
His quote after was even better...
"There was no malice in my actions. I was going for the ball with my head, which I understand is a legitimate move in soccer."