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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
Subject: Emergency services (KN)
> A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned
> in sick one day.
>
> Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he
> dialed the employee's home
> phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
>
> "Hello."
>
> "Is your daddy home?" he asked.
>
> "Yes," whispered the small voice.
>
> "May I talk with him?"
> The child whispered, "No."
>
> Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
> "Is your
> Mommy there?"
>
> "Yes."
> "May I talk with her?"
>
> Again the small voice whispered, "No."
>
> Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message,
> the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
>
> "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman".
>
> Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home,
> the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
>
> "No, he's busy," whispered the child.
>
> "Busy doing what?"
>
> "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the
> whispered answer.
>
> Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter
> through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
>
> "A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
>
> "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
>
> Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed
> the helicopter."
>
> Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked,
> "What are they searching for?"
>
> Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled
> giggle......."ME."
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