A man goes to a psychiatrist. “You’ve got to help me”, he says “I can’t stop deep-frying things in batter. I get up in the morning and deep-fry my boiled egg. I’ve deep-fried all my clothes and shoes. I’ve even deep-fried my bike and battered the cat! What’s wrong with me?”
“It’s obvious”, replied the psychiatrist, “You're frittering your life away!”
