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Some recent football chants, I have hopefully removed all the ones with foul language.

"He's bald, He's sh*t, He plays when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!"


Sung to Lord of the Dance tune at Man United the other day:
"Park, Park, Wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your home country, But it could be worse 'cos you could be a scouse, Eating rats in your council house."


Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans:
"Going down, going down, going down..."
Sunderland fans replied.....
"So are we , so are we , so are we..."


Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips:
"Where's your real Dad gone, where's your real Dad gone?"


Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"


(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"


Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song:
"He's here, he's there. We're not allowed to swear, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"


In reference to Jamie Carragher's Dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match:
"He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad."


Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.


"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams":
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper wasdiagnosed with Schizophrenia

Love that last one.