[Gareth]

Two Welsh hill farmers were chatting when, in the distance, they saw a walker bend down, cup his hand, scoop up water from a stream and drink it.

†œPeidiwch yfed y dwr. Mae'r defaid wedi pisio ynddo (donââ‚ ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t drink the water, the sheep have been pi**ing in it)ââ‚Âà ‚¬Ãƒâ€šÃ‚ÂÂ� shouted one of the farmers, but the man took another handful and drank.

†œPeidiwch yfed y dwr. Mae'r defaid wedi pisio ynddoââ‚ƚ¬Ã‚ÂÂÂ�, shouted the farmer louder, but the man carried on drinking.

So the farmer ran down to the man and said again: †œPeidiwch yfed y dwr. Mae'r defaid wedi pisio ynddoââ‚ƚ¬Ã‚ÂÂÂ�

†œI say old boyââ‚Âà ‚¬Ãƒâ€šÃ‚ÂÂ� said the walker †œI canââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢t understand a blo*dy word youââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢re saying. Donââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢t you speak English around here?ââ‚ƚ¬Ã‚ÂÂÂ�

The farmer said †œYes, I was just saying that if you use your other hand as well, youââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢ll get more in, see!ââ‚ ¬Ã‚ÂÂÂ�