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Re: [Merged] The Joke Thread (Part 2)
A man is driving through the Welsh mountains when he is stopped by a policeman for speeding. †œI was only doing 40 miles per hour, officerââ‚à ‚¬Ã‚ he says. †œThatâà ƒƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã¢â€ žÂ¢s all very well,ââ‚ÆšÂ¬Ãƒâ€šÃ‚ says the policeman †œbut what if mister fog comes down?ââ‚ÆšÂ¬Ãƒâ€šÃ‚ ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬ Å“Wellâà ƒƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚ �, says the driver sarcastically, †œIf Mister Fog comes down; Iââ‚ ¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢ll take Mister Foot off Mister Accelerator and put it on Mister Brakeââ‚ÆšÂ¬Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â
†œNo sirââ‚Âà ‚¬Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â, says the policeman, †œI said what if mist or fog comes down?ââ‚ÆšÂ¬Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â
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