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Originally Posted by Xaccers
Exactly!
We should be encouraging unhealthy living, dangerous sports, running with scissors etc
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I am worried about the effects of passive running with scissors. Why should I be faced with this threat in my local?
I can imagine the scene - I am there having a pint and a fag, when the black market indian takeaway delivery arrives - there is a mass exodus of gasping boozers who all dash outside for a crafty bit of illegal nosh in a quiet corner of the car park hoping the food police dont raid that night.
Just as you rip into a bootleg poppadum, some slavering maverick mad dog maniac runs along with scissors trying to do a runner with the illicit contents of your carrier bag with 2 dulled out tin foil cartons in.
I slink back into the den of eniquity, pausing only to light a roll up, cursing the good fortune of the happy families in the brightly lit airy smoke free cloned happy diner kitchen fun kiddies room carvery black forest gateau big mac even if its not raining eatery accross the street. How I envy them their 4oz rump steak (£37.99 - alternative Tuesdays buy one, buy another one, we charge you double offer) as they delicately sip on their lemonade or vimto fruit juice cocktail.