Spent a few days in Largs, home to Scotland's best chippy, apparently. A lovely, scenic, rain-sodden place. You'll be pleased to hear Nardini's do a smoothie that lets you get all five daily fruit portions in a suingle glass.
We did visit Glasgow on a day where RTAs on the M8 summed up the city's dietary habits wonderfully. First a tanker shed its load of lard, then a lorry overturned its load of pop and crisps.

BTW, does Irn Bru make your hair go ginger?