My printers all hate me..They uninstall themselves at the whisper of "I've got to print this out quickly",run out of ink before the cartridge is empty,and generally behave like some incontinent furry pet and leak all over the item you need printing for use in the next 10 minutes or get themselves instantly constipated with a paper blockage that uses up the last few sheets that you had left....
I'm presently keeping the old printer in the same room as the new one so I can kick it each time I pass thus encouraging the new one not to misbehave..
Incog awaits the first suggestion for a society to prevent the abuse of old printers.