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Re: Complete the Limerick
The was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of Seeds
Within half an hour
His D**k was a flower
and his a**e crambed tight wih weed
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There one was a copper from near Clappam Junction
Who's tool just would not fuction
For the rest of his life
He misled his wife
With intelligent use of his truntion
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