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Re: [Merged] The Joke Thread (Part 2)
What the diffetence between a Durex & a coffin?
ONE you come in one you go in.
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What do Durex & coffins have in common?
Both have stiffs in
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Why did the Durex fly across the room?
It was p***ed off.
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