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Originally Posted by iadom
Now THIS is how the noble game should be played, this would really bring in the crowds.  |
Perhaps you're not familiar with Brockian Ultra Cricket?
http://www.earthstar.co.uk/cricket.htm
Pay particular attention to Rules 4 and 5:
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Rule Four:
Throw lots of assorted items of sporting equipment over the walls for the players. Anything will do - cricket bats, basecube bats, tennis guns, skis, anything you can get a good swing with.
Rule five:
The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with whatever they find to hand. Whenever a player scores a 'hit' on another player, he should immediately run away and apologize from a safe distance.
Apologies should be concise, sincere and, for maximum clarity and points, delivered through a megaphone
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Clearly this player should have been disqualified for failing to deliver an appropriate apology!
