[makikomi]

- Good morning. Technical Support. Mark speaking. How may I help you?
- Uhhh. Hello?
- Hello! Technical Support, how can I help?
- Is that Technical Support?
- <Sigh.> Yes, it is sir.
- Can you help me?
- I'll try!
- Do you remember me? I had a computer that wouldn't do anything.
- How could I forget? You're Mr Entwhistle. Your computer froze, we sorted it out and I suggested you use a fire wall.
- That's right. Do you remember me?
- Of course I do Sir! (Through tightly gritted teeth.) I still have the nightmares.
- I decided to take a bit of a short cut.

(Sound of head banging against desk and muffled groaning)

- W...what sort of short cut, Mr Entwhistle?
- Well you see, I figured that if the computer was frozen, and I needed a fire wall...
- Yeees?
- I figured if I got the firewall, that might unfreeze the computer.
- No Mr Entlistle, it doesn't work like that...
- But I wasn't sure about the firewall, so I used the next best thing.
- Eh?
- The next best thing. Me electric fire...

(Muffled sobbing)

- Hello?
- (Resigned.) Yes Mr Entwhistle... What happened then?
- I think it worked a bit too well...