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Re: [Merged] The Joke Thread (Part 2)
A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the
counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job". The man behind the counter
replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy
man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.
You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform
provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have
to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The Salary package is
£200,00 0 a year".
The Scouser said "You're bullsh*tting me!"
The man behind
the counter said "Well you started it!"
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Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a suspicious
object was discovered. It later turned out to be a tax disc.
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