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me283 · 04-10-2005, 01:07

OK, before any ladies read this, I really DO like blondes, honest!

There is a blonde convention, and 30,000 of them are in a stadium. One lucky blonde is plucked from the crowd to win a million pounds. The compere says: "OK, what is 5 plus 7?" The blonde thinks a wile, and says "23?". The compere looks down, and the crowd all yell "Give her another chance!"

So, feeling pity, the compere says "OK, what is 4 plus 5?" Again, she thinks a while, and says "Is it 7?" Again, he looks down, and 30,000 blondes in the stadium all shout "Give her another chance!"

Feeling immense pity, but also great smugness, the compere says"OK, last chance, for a million pounds... what is 2 plus 2?" The blonde thinks a while, then says "Is it... 4?" And 30,000 blondes in the stadium all shouted "Give her another chance...!"

I'll get my coat...

04-10-2005, 01:07	#287
me283 Inactive Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Back in England, but not for long... Services: Weddings, christenings, barmitzvahs Posts: 3,422	Re: [Merged] The Joke Thread (Part 2) OK, before any ladies read this, I really DO like blondes, honest! There is a blonde convention, and 30,000 of them are in a stadium. One lucky blonde is plucked from the crowd to win a million pounds. The compere says: "OK, what is 5 plus 7?" The blonde thinks a wile, and says "23?". The compere looks down, and the crowd all yell "Give her another chance!" So, feeling pity, the compere says "OK, what is 4 plus 5?" Again, she thinks a while, and says "Is it 7?" Again, he looks down, and 30,000 blondes in the stadium all shout "Give her another chance!" Feeling immense pity, but also great smugness, the compere says"OK, last chance, for a million pounds... what is 2 plus 2?" The blonde thinks a while, then says "Is it... 4?" And 30,000 blondes in the stadium all shouted "Give her another chance...!" I'll get my coat...