( American in a blackpool taxi)
american> what is that?
driver> that is the pleasure beach, over 50 years in construction and still building it
american> got one in the states twice the size, took only 3 years to build
american> what is that?
driver> that is the south pier, it was built over 50yrs ago and took years to complete
american> got one in the states, took 3 weeks to build and its 3 times bigger
american> (looking at blackpool tower) what is that?
driver> i'll be buggered if i know it wasnt there this morning
