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me283 · 16-09-2005, 08:47

It's not a mother-in-law joke, but...

I was queuing outside a club one night and it started to rain heavily, so I ran back to the car and found an old jacket in the boot, which I wear when I fix the car. It was grubby, but I thought I could just leave it in the cloakroom anyway. So, I get to the door and it appears the week before they had some trouble, and they were searching people. No problem for me, or so I thought. Anyway, in one pocket they found a can of WD40, and in another, a set of jump leads. The doorman looked at me and said: "OK, you can come in... But don't start anything"...

I never said it was a good joke!!

16-09-2005, 08:47	#240
me283 Inactive Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Back in England, but not for long... Services: Weddings, christenings, barmitzvahs Posts: 3,422	Re: [merged] The Joke Thread (Part 2) It's not a mother-in-law joke, but... I was queuing outside a club one night and it started to rain heavily, so I ran back to the car and found an old jacket in the boot, which I wear when I fix the car. It was grubby, but I thought I could just leave it in the cloakroom anyway. So, I get to the door and it appears the week before they had some trouble, and they were searching people. No problem for me, or so I thought. Anyway, in one pocket they found a can of WD40, and in another, a set of jump leads. The doorman looked at me and said: "OK, you can come in... But don't start anything"... I never said it was a good joke!!