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Originally Posted by theman
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.
The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute
steal at only $20."
"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a
result its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm
broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".
In Saying this, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks
at the woman.
"F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam"
"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" scolds the woman trying
not to laugh. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters
arrive home.
"Un-f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two
new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complain
the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at
their new pet.
They were still all laughing when the woman's husband Dave comes
home.
"In-f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes,
but the same old clients..... How ya doin', Dave?"
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