Paging Bernard Manning...!
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In the mean time:
Bill Gates joins the US Army and is on the firing range.
He shoots practically a whole magazine of bullets and doesn't hit the target once.
The Sergeant comes up to him and says "What do you think you're doing? You've missed with every shot!"
Bill Gates picks up the gun, places his finger over the muzzle and pulls the trigger, blowing the end of his finger off and says:
"Well the bullets are coming out of here ok, the problem must be at your end!"
