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		| Harry Potter fans warn against dangerous effects of Bible 
 
 
 A number of concerned British Harry Potter fans have spoken out against the Bible, claiming that the holy text of the Christian Church can cause serious damage to children. † Å“Reading the Bible teaches children to believe in the supernatural,â↠šÂ¬Ã‚ said one English Literature academic from Oxford University, Lewis Williams. † Å“The tales of Jesus turning water into wine are fairly harmless, but there is a serious risk of children drowning if they try to walk on water,ââ‚à  ¬Ã‚ he said. † Å“And the chance of serious bodily harm isnââ‚  ¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢t exactly minimised by that whole † Ëœresurrection-from-the-deadââ‚  ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢ story either.ââ‚à  ‚¬Ã‚ÂÂ
 
 Christians have responded that reading the Bible assists with literacy skills, but Williams rejects this idea too. † Å“The Bible is only ever read in very small chunks, a few paragraphs at a time. Itâ₠ ¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢s never read as a long sustained narrative like the Harry Potter series. Reading too much of the Bible promotes a very short attention span," he says.
 
 Critics such as Williams warn that without appropriate parental guidance, reading the Bible may make children unable to enjoy quality childrenââ‚  ‚¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s literature. † Å“Enjoying books such as Harry Potter or the Narnia series requires the ability to suspend disbelief,ââ  ¬Â he said. † Å“When children are taught that the Bible is absolutely literally true, and that a story like Noahââ‚  ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s Ark actually happened, the imagination is completely stifled † “ itâ₠ ¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢s very detrimental.â↠¡Ã‚¬Ã‚ÂÂ
 
 Williams has also pointed out that some of the scarier elements in fantasy novels will really frighten children if they think they are true. † Å“Some children may think that murderous Dark Wizards such as Voldemort (the villain of the Potter series) are actually real if theyââ‚  ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢ve been corrupted by Christians who believe that devils and magic actually exists,ââ‚à  ‚¬Ã‚ he said.
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