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Old 06-08-2005, 02:23   #58
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Re: Russ is sexist.

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Originally Posted by makikomi
I believe it's a gamer's slang term - a shortened version of Power-Owned.

In other words, you've had your behind well and truly kicked.

Or something to that effect.
Kinda... you're right that it's gamer slang. It's called leet speek, and you can find a description at Wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet or here - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn

Getting back on topic, I read this joke on another forum but it made me think of Russ...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a South African girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.


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Here's another joke that the feminists won't like (talking of which, if feminists hate men so much, why do they look like one? )...

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend
when he's pulled over by the Police. The police officer
approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?"

Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving badly?"

"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It
was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me
suspicious"
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