That guy is spot on!
Classic lines...
- Everyone runs faster with a knife!
- I might join the army, it's like the same as FPS but with better graphics!
- but what if I get lag [in the Army] I'm dead!
- No respawn points in RL (Real Life)!
- BoomAtYer
His dad owns a gun shop!...now that's scary!
..and what a surprise that he says he can't hold a job!
...tho I def wouldn't want to EVER meet him!